I bet you weren’t expecting this from me, now were you? Here are the questions, along with my answers:

1) They’re finally making the movie of your life and, after narrowing the role of YOU down to three actors, they’ve asked for your choice. Who are the three actors, and which person do you ultimately choose?

Hm… I’m thinking Anthony Hopkins, though he is a LITTLE old to play me, or (my folks say) Rowan Atkinson, and I think I would pick, above all others Haley Joel Osment.

2) You’re at a fancy restaurant with your significant other, when your arch nemesis shows up with his gang to rob the place. You left your costume home tonight, and you wouldn’t want to reveal your true identity unless there was no other choice. How do you handle this one?

Create a diversion by putting a muscle relaxant/knockout potion into the Soup of the Day, and then finding a lobster and throwing it at him. As he was distracted, I would become a deadly cheese ninja, chasing him and his cohorts out of the restaurant. A slab of Cheddar to the head, a wheel of Gouda to the groin, it is clearly the most deadly of the food groups.

3) 4 +X/8=15Y-23Z; solve for each variable.

In your dreams.

4) CHOCOLATE! What is the best chocolate ever?

Swiss Dark. Nothing compares.

5) Best James Bond Theme Song? Who do you think was/would be the best James Bond?

Either Live and Let Die or Goldeneye. Maybe Die Another Day. One of those three.

Best Bond? Well, so far is Sean Connery. I think I would make a GREAT Bond though…

6) After much thought and deliberation, you realize the best thing you can do with your life is form your own team of superheroes. Keeping in mind that you don’t actually possess any powers or a dual identity in this scenario, how do you go about selecting your team, what abilities do you look for in potential allies, and what do you call your group?

A) No powers? What was I thinking by posting all of those adds?
B) I would like to have a team of superheroes WITH POWERS!!!
C) We would be the…Power People! No, that’s taken. the JLA? No, that was taken too. How about… um…Oo! I know! We would be the “Archangels!” Boo-Yah!

7) If a hypothetical train is traveling East at 70 MPH, and a hypothetical truck is traveling North at 55 MPH, then name 3 famous people you feel shouldn’t be famous.

Yay Trains!
Hm… Chris Rice, Vanna White, and Eminem.

Brittany Spears gives the rest of us something to laugh at, so she’s good where she is!

8) A freak accident caused by lightning or radiation or genetic engineering or whichever origin suits you, bestows upon you the ability to step INSIDE your television set and interact with the characters. Where do you go first, and why?

Heh. It’s a tie:
MTV - Make fun of all those annoying bands, and jam with the half-way decent ones.
HBO - Hey, don’t judge me by my choices! I just would!

9) After winning a karaoke contest, you’re awarded the grand prize from a local radio station: you get to perform ONE song alongside your favorite group! Who do you sing with and what song?

Hm… One of two: Kutless, or MiG Ayesa.

10) What are the all time greatest action, comedy, and Sci-fi flicks?

Is that even a fair question? Probably as follows: Action - The Mummy, Comedy - Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail, and Sci-fi - Bladerunner or I, Robot.

11) The quiz goes all the way up to 11! wOOt!

thank you for participating in our pop quiz. We might choose to give you the results at a later date, or we very well may completely discard your test and make you flunk. This is High School, so deal with it. Bye!